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Pony Up

In My Gift to You, Thing of the Day, Uncategorized on March 21, 2009 at 7:12 pm
I heart this band.

I heart this band.

I love this band. There are a million quotable lyrics, but I’m sharing the ones below because I feel like it.

‘Cause I got a story that won’t leave my head
‘Bout a girl who can stomach whatever she’s fed
Are there any words harder than the ones we just said?

Pony Up myspace page

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United States of Tara

In My Gift to You, Thing of the Day, Uncategorized on March 20, 2009 at 9:03 am

I like it. A lot.

I watched the first episode and was a little skeptical. First of all, I thought there was too much background information and explanation. It turns out, it just wasn’t set up as well as it could have been. For instance, I was thinking “why are they talking like that? Don’t they deal with this all the time?”

It wasn’t until later that they revealed Tara was going off her meds. Or maybe I missed something? Regardless, I didn’t get that we were seeing these alters for the first time and in some cases, so were the characters in the show. However, they were familiar with some of the alters, so this wasn’t consistent. Messy start, but it gets much better.

Anyway, my main problem (and solution) is that I don’t have a TV. I watched UST illegally online. If Showtime were smart, they’d figure out a way for those of us who want to watch TV exclusively online to somehow subscribe to them via the interwebs. Or even better, subscribe to individual shows. I don’t want to watch the shows I really love illegally, but I’m not going to buy a TV, so you need to catch up. However, keep in mind that I’m very broke. But very loyal. Feel free to contact me about us loyal TV-haters, but loyal TV-followers. I will charge you a consulting fee, but I have a ton of information for you.

And I want to bite John Corbett. Yum.

The Dog Shat Money

In Thing of the Day, Uncategorized on March 19, 2009 at 8:30 pm
Giving new meaning to the phrase 'Five dollar foot long'

Giving new meaning to the phrase 'Five dollar foot long'

I was walking a dog for a client. The dog pooped. There was money in the poo. Unfortunately, it was only part of a five dollar bill. I’m desperate, but not that desperate. I don’t think it was legal tender at this point.

I’m going to be walking him next week as well. I’m hoping by then he’s learned how to produce intact hundos.

My problems may be over very soon. Stay tuned.

The Finger: the sequel

In My Gift to You, Thing of the Day on February 11, 2009 at 8:33 am
This mammoth means bizness.

This mammoth means bizness.

A couple weeks ago, I saw this.

I thought it was an elephant. But this one appears to be a woolly mammoth. It was a few miles from the elephant, but I’m pretty sure they hang in the same crowd.

He’s a Cowboy, Baby

In Thing of the Day on January 23, 2009 at 9:08 pm
No caption necessary.

No caption necessary.

Ohhhhh. I didn’t know he was on the ranch herding cattle! That explains everything.

Hey guys– he was just on the ranch, herding cattle.

And I thought he was on the phone, selling a senate seat. My bad.

Happy Cheerer-Upper

In My Gift to You, Thing of the Day on January 14, 2009 at 8:01 pm
Bartender, could I get a red labial on the rocks?

Bartender, could I get a red labial on the rocks?

Sometimes I’m having a bad day. Ok… lately all the time I’m having a bad day.

 

But on some of those days I remember something I’ve forgotten. Like the engrish website. And then that day becomes so much better.

I used my spare 45 minutes to look at engrish. I had totally forgotten about this website and I can say that now I have forgotten about the majority of the things that sucked today.

http://www.engrish.com

Hot Monkey Hug

In Thing of the Day on January 11, 2009 at 1:42 am
World Peace is possible.

World Peace is possible.

So, yes, Fuck You, Penguin is a beautiful place to spend your time. I particularly liked this entry. Go read this stuff, if you haven’t already done so.

This is my favorite thing today. BY FAR.

Do Me Now

In My Gift to You, Thing of the Day, Vanities on January 9, 2009 at 12:01 am

Wow. What else is there to say?

If only the owner of this car had been around when I saw this. With no one there, I was left to dry hump the bumper. What else was I to DO?

If only the owner of this car had been around when I saw this. With no one there, I was left to dry hump the bumper. What else was I to DO?

The Finger

In My Gift to You, Thing of the Day on January 8, 2009 at 11:07 pm

I found this for you today. It’s my gift to you. There are no returns or exchanges. You may re-gift if you feel inclined to do so.

Is this pro- or anti-Republican? Pro- or anti-elephant? There's just no way to know.

Is this pro- or anti-Republican? Pro- or anti-elephant? There's just no way to know.