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Obama Wants You to Get Wasted

In Uncategorized on February 13, 2009 at 8:52 pm
I hope free martini's are in the stimulus package. I'll take five mango obamartini's, por favor.

I hope free martini's are in the stimulus package. I'll take five mango obamartini's, por favor.

Is there no end to the historic merchandising and marketing opportunities? This is one of roughly eleventy million Obama-related signs I’ve seen in Chicago. I wish I had a picture of the one that said something about buying pants. No joke. There was a store window telling me that Obama would like me to buy a pair of pants. Not just any pants would suffice, I’m sure. The pants that were for sale in their store on that day were the ones that Barack wanted me to purchase. I didn’t purchase them. This is probably why we’re still in an economic crisis. Such a chicken and egg. How was I supposed to purchase them without money? I spoke of my pants dilemma earlier. It’s not that I don’t want to buy those pants, President Obama. Really. It’s not.

While I did not stop in to get an Obamartini, I wouldn’t mind if getting wasted became a national mandate. At least until this crisis is over. I’m thirsty. And anxiety-ridden. Can we get a vodka stimulus up in here?

Out with the old

In My Gift to You, The Bright Side, Uncategorized on January 17, 2009 at 12:48 am
Best poster ever.

Best poster ever.

I saw this in the window of a preschool.

in with the

In Uncategorized on January 17, 2009 at 12:39 am
Election Night

Election Night

Downtown Chicago in Grant Park on election night.

New

In Uncategorized on January 17, 2009 at 12:31 am
Go Tell Mama I'm for Obama Poster

Go Tell Mama I'm for Obama Poster

Seen in downtown Chicago. I believe this is one of the gotellmama.org posters.